Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia
Did I make you smile? The holidays are here and this time of year can be stressful. It’s time to stop taking life so seriously! Let loose and get a little goofy. Lighten the mood in any situation by sporting a funny t-shirt so silly you’re bound to steal some smiles from the grouchiest of grumpy cats.
Q: What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
Q: Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A: Because they saw the salad dressing!
Jurassic DJ by Moncheng
Q: What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A: Enormous holes in the base boards.
Papa Pasta by SteveOramA
Q: What did the Spaghetti Beard say to the Spaghetti Mustache?
A: How’s the weather up there?
Holy Collection by TenTimesKarma
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
Q: What did the raindrop couple say to their third wheel?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.
Q: What do you call unicorn dandruff?
A: Corn flakes!
Grouchy Cat laughed once. It was terrible.
Spread laughter this holiday season and gift your loved one or even your boss a witty and giggle-inducing T-shirt, phone case or art print. Find more silly designs in our funny t-shirts category.