Give the Gift of Giggles with Funny Tees

by DBH Staff 3 years ago

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia

Did I make you smile? The holidays are here and this time of year can be stressful. It’s time to stop taking life so seriously! Let loose and get a little goofy. Lighten the mood in any situation by sporting a funny t-shirt so silly you’€™re bound to steal some smiles from the grouchiest of grumpy cats.

Donut Cop Funny TeeDonut Cop by ADAMLAWLESS

Q: What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
A: Optimistic.

BurgerBurger Wipeout by Igo2cairo

Q: Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A: Because they saw the salad dressing!

Jurrassic DJ Fun ShirtJurassic DJ by Moncheng

Q: What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A: Enormous holes in the base boards.

Pasta Papa Funny TeePapa Pasta by SteveOramA

Q: What did the Spaghetti Beard say to the Spaghetti Mustache?
A: How’s the weather up there?

Holy Cannoli Funny Shirt

Holy Cow Holy Guacamole Shirt Holy Mackerel Shirt

Holy Collection by TenTimesKarma

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.

Eat BrainsEat Brains by DarkChocolat

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
A: Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

Q: What did the raindrop couple say to their third wheel?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud

Non Idential Twins by againstboundNon-Identical Twins by AgainstBound

Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.

UnicornUnicorn by Lups

Q: What do you call unicorn dandruff?
A: Corn flakes!

Grouchy CatGrouchy Cat by Igo2cairo

Grouchy Cat laughed once. It was terrible.

Spread laughter this holiday season and gift your loved one or even your boss a witty and giggle-inducing T-shirt, phone case or art print. Find more silly designs in our funny t-shirts category.

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