I really hope you're not hyperventilating right now. If so, I'm going to need you to step away from your computer, close your eyes and take some deep breaths.
Keep breathing. Keeeeeeeeeep breathing'¦
Okay, now that we've avoided a trip to the ER, we can get down to business.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It's a movie. It's coming out on December 18th. It's kind of a big deal. You might have guessed that from the feverish build-up that's been growing since it was announced.
And while it's not quite December 18th, it is September 4th. Better known to Star Wars Nerds as MUTHA EFFIN' FORCE FRIDAY.
Today is the day that all Episode VII merchandise is finally available for purchase. We're no slouches here at DBH, so you can bet your furry butt (assuming Chewbacca is reading this) we've got our fair share of awesome Force Awakens T-Shirts.
Don't believe me? Head over to the Star Wars Force Awakens Collection to see for yourself. Kylo Ren T-Shirts? Got 'em. BB-8 T-Shirts? Got 'em. First Order T-Shirts? Got 'em.
Worried that your old favorites will get lost in the shuffle? You should know better! We've got tons of great new Star Wars T-Shirts featuring the likes of Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, R2-D2, Boba Fett and more.
As Yoda would say, 'excited we are,' here at DBH, so I asked a few of my coworkers to choose their favorite Force Awakens shirt. Check them out below:
Kylo Ren: Dark Ambition. Josh S: This Kylo Ren design reminds me of a Shepard Fairy design. It uses a limited color palette, but has a feel reminiscent of Russian constructivism.
Rise of BB-8. Kevin K: I plan on rocking this shirt when I unbox my new gyroscopic Sphero ball robot toy of BB-8. Which is going to be awesome and I'm going to look awesome. Indeed.
Vote Kylo. Sage H: Vote Kylo Ren 2016
There are a ton of great Episode VII shirts to choose from, so head over to the Force Awakens Shop now to pick up your favorites.
Don't be the last person (or droid) in the galaxy to get that new Star Wars Force Awakens gear! Tell us which Star Wars T-Shirts you chose in the comments below. And maybe bombard our social media manager with pictures of your new Force Awakens tees when you get 'em!